SWEET DISPOSITION
RED HAIR
(matted with milk)
GREAT SMILE (underneath the slobber)
TELEVISION EXPERIENCE
BIG HEAD
(both related and unrelated to tv experience)
(nose)
RUNS LIKE A CHAMP
NEEDS VERY LITTLE FUEL
(which he throws across the kitchen)
HIGH ENERGY
(won't sleep)
COMMUNICATIVE
(screams)
PRODUCT PROTECTION AVAILABLE
(Avee 3.5 will give you a whatfor if you ever try to scold or discipline)
WARRANTY LOST IN WASH
(along with ipod nano)
NO USER MANUAL AVAILABLE
(anywhere. ever. for any price. that's why he's for sale for pete sake!)
no returns or exchanges, all sales final, buyer responsible for whatever happens after purchase is finalized
28 comments:
hey, his hair will match my three, i'll take him! :)
tempting...........
Great post! may say that my family and I watched with bated breath for Danyo's big television debut! It was even funnier the second time round! Now that he's famous, I am intrested in making you and offer...... if the price is right, of course.
Do you accept trades?
I second that! I am up for a trade!
what about like a foriegn exchange program of some sort... I send you my annoying kid of the moment, and you send me yours... perhaps the novelty of a new hair color on the little toddler toddling around would keep us going through the annoyingness of the only means of communication being grunts, screams and all out tantrums. Awesome.
It's a deal...if you take my 5 month old. I know how much you love that age :)
I'm in for the trade too.. tit for tat.. or something like that!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THANKS! But I would trade straight up. Boys rock! But warning, whatever is yours is RED's to destroy no means NOTHING. So think about it you have my number.
700 dollars and one penny!
oh, i tried watching danyo on afv, but a stupid negative political ad ran late and i missed him!! man, that chaps my hide!!!
You bet!!! I speak toddler-eese fluently. And I have toys that you don't so he should be entertained for about . . . oh . . . say . . . 5 minutes.
But I also have older kids that are much older and would love to play house with him . . . until . . . he would need a diaper change.
Naw. He's cute and all, but you'd miss him tomorrow morning after you got some sleep. ;)
Where did you get that kid? I KNOW that's not baby Danyo.
Tilley, you're quoting Dwight from the office right? One thousand dollars! Hmm... Not worth it.
I might be willing to discuss an ararnged marriage if it will get me some redheaded Grandchildren someday...
Awww, so cute!! He looks a lot like Bo in those pictures.
I don't deserve him really.
Umm, why are you selling him? Is he borken?
wow, he looks way more than 1 in that first picture.
i'd go for a trade. it could be a good deal because bug has finally stopped hitting (mostly).
Only if I didn't have my own. Great debut by the way. The best part was hearing you laugh in the back ground.
I saw the title and immediately thought I'd work out a trade. But I've been beaten and beaten and beaten to it already. Bummer. But I really think Henry and Aves would be a power couple. And you, lucky you, could raise them!!!!
Whaddaya say?
(I just wanna squidge your little Danyo...I'm a big fan of tiny spicey little fellas.)
I would like Avee please. Is she for sale? C would LOVE a little sister...
Would you take a trade? Livie for Danyo??
a worst friend!!! In the words of Hannah Montana "Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days..."
If you took Danyo then you could record him all the time and send Nobo dvds. See- it all works out.
Tempting, but I've already reached my "people near me under age 5" quota.
one THOUSAND dollars. and one penny.
i mean it. for real. :)
yeah, dwight from the office. :)
I want him!
hey. this totally reminds me of this post that i wrote a long time ago. mine was not as funny. but it just reminded me.
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