Tuesday, October 28, 2008

1 Year Old For Sale

(mostly)
SWEET DISPOSITION

RED HAIR
(matted with milk)

GREAT SMILE (underneath the slobber)

TELEVISION EXPERIENCE

BIG HEAD
(both related and unrelated to tv experience)

(nose)
RUNS LIKE A CHAMP

NEEDS VERY LITTLE FUEL

(which he throws across the kitchen)

HIGH ENERGY
(won't sleep)

COMMUNICATIVE
(screams)

PRODUCT PROTECTION AVAILABLE
(Avee 3.5 will give you a whatfor if you ever try to scold or discipline)

WARRANTY LOST IN WASH
(along with ipod nano)

NO USER MANUAL AVAILABLE

(anywhere. ever. for any price. that's why he's for sale for pete sake!)

no returns or exchanges, all sales final, buyer responsible for whatever happens after purchase is finalized

28 comments:

Leslie said...

hey, his hair will match my three, i'll take him! :)

Barnecked Lady said...

tempting...........

Beckie said...

Great post! may say that my family and I watched with bated breath for Danyo's big television debut! It was even funnier the second time round! Now that he's famous, I am intrested in making you and offer...... if the price is right, of course.

The Howertons said...

Do you accept trades?

Cindy said...

I second that! I am up for a trade!

MommyJ said...

what about like a foriegn exchange program of some sort... I send you my annoying kid of the moment, and you send me yours... perhaps the novelty of a new hair color on the little toddler toddling around would keep us going through the annoyingness of the only means of communication being grunts, screams and all out tantrums. Awesome.

dancin' momma said...

It's a deal...if you take my 5 month old. I know how much you love that age :)

Rebecca said...

I'm in for the trade too.. tit for tat.. or something like that!

S said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THANKS! But I would trade straight up. Boys rock! But warning, whatever is yours is RED's to destroy no means NOTHING. So think about it you have my number.

Sarah Tilley said...

700 dollars and one penny!

Sarah Tilley said...

oh, i tried watching danyo on afv, but a stupid negative political ad ran late and i missed him!! man, that chaps my hide!!!

Klin said...

You bet!!! I speak toddler-eese fluently. And I have toys that you don't so he should be entertained for about . . . oh . . . say . . . 5 minutes.

But I also have older kids that are much older and would love to play house with him . . . until . . . he would need a diaper change.

Naw. He's cute and all, but you'd miss him tomorrow morning after you got some sleep. ;)

glittersmama said...

Where did you get that kid? I KNOW that's not baby Danyo.

Big Jay said...

Tilley, you're quoting Dwight from the office right? One thousand dollars! Hmm... Not worth it.

Heffalump said...

I might be willing to discuss an ararnged marriage if it will get me some redheaded Grandchildren someday...

Nobody's worst friend Evoh said...

Awww, so cute!! He looks a lot like Bo in those pictures.

I don't deserve him really.

lame friend said...

Umm, why are you selling him? Is he borken?

megachick said...

wow, he looks way more than 1 in that first picture.
i'd go for a trade. it could be a good deal because bug has finally stopped hitting (mostly).

Kristi Clinger said...

Only if I didn't have my own. Great debut by the way. The best part was hearing you laugh in the back ground.

Code Yellow Mom said...

I saw the title and immediately thought I'd work out a trade. But I've been beaten and beaten and beaten to it already. Bummer. But I really think Henry and Aves would be a power couple. And you, lucky you, could raise them!!!!

Whaddaya say?

(I just wanna squidge your little Danyo...I'm a big fan of tiny spicey little fellas.)

ucmama said...

I would like Avee please. Is she for sale? C would LOVE a little sister...

Tori :) said...

Would you take a trade? Livie for Danyo??

Tori :) said...

a worst friend!!! In the words of Hannah Montana "Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days..."
If you took Danyo then you could record him all the time and send Nobo dvds. See- it all works out.

omar said...

Tempting, but I've already reached my "people near me under age 5" quota.

Sarah Tilley said...

one THOUSAND dollars. and one penny.
i mean it. for real. :)

Sarah Tilley said...

yeah, dwight from the office. :)

Sketchy said...

I want him!

aubrey said...

hey. this totally reminds me of this post that i wrote a long time ago. mine was not as funny. but it just reminded me.