Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Recent Aveeisms

Remember that time Bo was crying and crying and Dad said he should stop and he wouldn't and then he didn't get what he wanted and he was still crying? Yeah. When Bo kept crying it made me nervous.

I can have that Mom! I can totally have that. The police officers say it's okay if I have a sucker. It will be okay.

Sometimes I don't dream. You wanna know why? Because the mouses in my ears are squeaking too loud, then I can't hear my dreams.

Ahem! AaaH-E-E-EM! You know what that is? It's what the boss does. The boss is the person in charge. The one who can BUST you.

It's okay Danyo, it's okay baby, Mama's got you, I'm here buddy, it's okay.
(he totally responds to this, by the way)

18 comments:

No Cool Story said...

YES!!!

No Cool Story said...

I know that when the police officers say it's okay if I have a cookie it's all good.
What they say goes IMO.

Mikelene said...

So dang funny!!
Sometimes I can't hear myself think b/c the mouses in my ears are squeaking, too. :)
And her sweet words to Danyo? Melted my heart.

Mikelene said...

Wait a sec. She doesn't REALLY have mouses in her room, does she? Have you called the exterminator?

S said...

Police officer says? Is that like the Doctor says?

Heffalump said...

Awwww, she's already a little Mommy!
I would like a police officer to come to my house and tell me it's okay for me to eat candy!

Charlotte said...

Very funny! She is so quick witted. My 4 year old called my oldest Mommy when he 1st started talking. It was cute.

Howertons in Iowa said...

Kids just can't keep a secret.

I thought you told Avee to never speak of the police incident again.

you want everyone to know?
What were you thinking?

rychelle said...

So funny. And you know the police are always right.
Actually one of the qualifications of the police in this town is if they have partaken of marijuana less than 20 times and crack less than 10 times in their life. Makes you want to trust them, and what they say, huh.

Aunt Emily said...

I'm totally going to try that "AHEM" thing with my kids. If they don't immediately respond, I'll remind them that I CAN BUST THEM. Thanks, Avee. Er, Mama.

Code Yellow said...

She is a rockstar. So adorable and Fun.nay.

My favorite is that Bo's crying made her nervous. Even when it's not a spinning fit, big bro crying is a big deal to a little girl. :)

I wish I couuld be there sometime to catch her comforting the baby who is not much smaller than she is. Love it that they BOTH love it for her to be the Mama.

Code Yellow said...

P.S. She was also probably nervous about his crying because she was thinking, "Man, Bo, there are about a million better ways to work it out so you can have your way. Hush now, and let Mama show you how it's done."

Tori :) said...

Cops are always right- except for the 1 married to me.

ucmama said...

Ahem. I said AHEM! Give me a sucker. Or I will have to bust you.

Mycurlyhairdays said...

Funny how you know your kids listen so close to you, they can repeat everything you say. Word for Word. Little M is doing that right now.

Cindy said...

"When BO kept crying it made me nervous." That is hilarious!!

Do you still have police showing up at your door? I thought the one time that Parker wanted to talk to them, was it??!?!?

Well, at least they are saying good things!

Klin said...

I am the boss. The one that can BUST you. I need to say AaaaHeeeem much more.

Tori :) said...

I forgot to mention the 1st time I read this I totally didn't read the title. So I'm reading the post thinkin "What the heck is she talking about??!?"