Monday, September 1, 2008

Omar, Like Anyone Can Even Know That!

Dear Omar,

You may be thinking or even saying aloud, "This is pretty much the worst movie ever." To which, many would respond, "Omar, like anyone can even know that!"

Where else are you going to find such a sweet combination of hammer pants, cagefighting, and LaFawnduh loving?

Where else can you find tot stashing, grapefruit throwing, infinity of boondoggles, sweet tetherball skills, and brown polyester?

I dare you to find puffier sleeves, better basement glamour shots, or a skinnier girl drinking 1% when she could totally drink whole.

AND there's holy cheeps.

There's rollerblading, wolverine hunting, tupperware smashing, and cake building. I ask you! What more could a person want in a movie?!

Do you think Starla will think you are a failure if you watch this tonight?
I can assure you Omar, Pedro will offer you his protection if you watch this movie.

6 comments:

omar said...

Wow.

You've already read my standard answer, so now I don't even know what to say.

Tori :) said...

That was like *the* best Napoleon post EVER! You have post writing skills, computer blogging skills, kid bribing skills...

glittersmama said...

I don't know how anyone resists Napoleon after this post.

aubrey said...

how can you say NO, omar? nobody said it all.

Klin said...

That's it. I'm gong to dig this out of my videos that are still boxed up.

Come on Omar. I've even got dinner in the oven. Or you can make yourself a dang quesadilla!

No Cool Story said...

This is...like the best post evoh.
ITA with my twin and glittersmama.

Imagine Omar, infinity of boondoggles.