I yain't lyin'

Hi guys.

I really am still out of a commission.

This hasn't been a test of the emergency, "Who Misses Nobody" system. Although, that would have been nice.

I'm bumming rides on the internet highway off of neighbors and friends. It's not pretty.

I'll be back soon, and probably with even less to say.

Avee's latest phrase is "Well, it's funny to me" which she says after I tell her it's not funny to pretend she's going to pee on people.

I kid you not. Oh yeah, and a tourette's-like tendency for the phrase, "kickyerbutt-meeeeee!" I don't know what it means, she says that Spiderman says it. Possibly only in her world though.
She is being well-trained in all things lady-like.

Bo's obsession with Pokemon has multiplied 46 times since I last wrote. At this point, he speaks of all things Pokemon, to the nth power. He can't help himself. I have told him that under no circumstances will I purchase Pokemon cards, I choose to use our money on things like Ben and Jerry's and yarn.

He has never been willing to spend his own money.

But today he was lifted up by the spirit of Pokemon and came flying into the house after a long and engaging discussion with the neighbor kids about their Pokemon purchases and yelled,
"MOM--get a five out of my money jar, I'm gonna go buy some Pokemon cards!"

So I got his five, handed him the keys to the car, and asked him to grab some no-more-tears shampoo for himself while he was there.

The end.
I miss you all.