Wednesday, July 9, 2008

I yain't lyin'

Hi guys.

I really am still out of a commission.

This hasn't been a test of the emergency, "Who Misses Nobody" system. Although, that would have been nice.

I'm bumming rides on the internet highway off of neighbors and friends. It's not pretty.

I'll be back soon, and probably with even less to say.

Avee's latest phrase is "Well, it's funny to me" which she says after I tell her it's not funny to pretend she's going to pee on people.

I kid you not. Oh yeah, and a tourette's-like tendency for the phrase, "kickyerbutt-meeeeee!" I don't know what it means, she says that Spiderman says it. Possibly only in her world though.
She is being well-trained in all things lady-like.

Bo's obsession with Pokemon has multiplied 46 times since I last wrote. At this point, he speaks of all things Pokemon, to the nth power. He can't help himself. I have told him that under no circumstances will I purchase Pokemon cards, I choose to use our money on things like Ben and Jerry's and yarn.

He has never been willing to spend his own money.

But today he was lifted up by the spirit of Pokemon and came flying into the house after a long and engaging discussion with the neighbor kids about their Pokemon purchases and yelled,
"MOM--get a five out of my money jar, I'm gonna go buy some Pokemon cards!"

So I got his five, handed him the keys to the car, and asked him to grab some no-more-tears shampoo for himself while he was there.

The end.
I miss you all.

38 comments:

S said...

HI!

S said...

Missed you too, mindi and tori are fighting over NCS. Code Yellow fell down and Tori saw a horrible accident and NCS has been away so far far away. Amazing trips is almost home after three weeks. Barnecked had a b-day (yeah) and Party of 5 has the flu.(yuck) LOL see you soon.

S said...

I lurk therefore I am

Rebecca said...

I love the little tease.. and I love S and her lurking.. the recap is sweet...

aubrey said...

man. that sucks about not having a computer. max has started saying "not funny!" when he does something that he doesn't want us to laugh at him about. but that is really not funny that avee is pretending to pee on people. very interesting..

hope you're back soon...

No Cool Story said...

You ARE lying! No one eats yam...oh wait.

No Cool Story said...

Maybe you should make Bo some Pokemon cards!
Wouldn't that be fun?

No Cool Story said...

Bwahahahahaha!
S has the bestest bloggy review ever! :)
Code Yellow fell? Oh noes! I should go check it out.

buh-bye

No Cool Story said...

I mean "recap", not review.
Thanks Rebecca.

No Cool Story said...

Ok, that's all I have for today!

Sketchy said...

I'm glad to see Avee is growing up to be such a demure, respectable young lady.

And you, know Pokemon aren't all bad...it's definitely a handy bribe if there's ever something you really really want him to do. You can even stretch it out, if you do x for 10 days you can have a pack of Pokemon cards!

Beckie said...

oh and could he get me some deoderant while he's at it? I'm fresh out.
Miss you, glad you're borrowing....see you were right, it is like crack, you just can't stay away.

MommyJ said...

so hurry back... the blogging world is not the same without you.

Tori :) said...

NOBODY!!! I miss you sooooo much!!! Come back!!!

S- super recap!

And there is no fight. NCS is MY twin. The end.

Nicki said...

Little Bear says that same "its funny to ME" thing all the time. So annoying!
Me: "Little BEar, stop poking your sister."
Little Bear: "I'm just trying to make her laugh!"
Me: "Stop it now, Its not funny."
Little Bear: "Its funny to ME!"
Ugh...

Physcokity said...

bwahahahahaa...now that that's over

wah-wah- somebody call the waaaaambulance! I miss your the stories of your kids.

Don't stay away too long ya'hear!

Sarah Tilley said...

i missed you, too. so has your hard drive crapped out? hope you get your computer fixed soon. i've been getting nobody withdrawls.

here's a story for ya: the other day ben was lying on the couch and henry turned around and stuck his butt right in ben's face and farted. he thought he was freaking hilarious. i'm not sure how much more mature ben is, as he was laughing when he told me about it.

Code Yellow Mom said...

How did 17 people get to you first? Shoot. I have missed you to the nth power. Stinky computers. I didn't know you could hitch-hike the internet...

Code Yellow Mom said...

oh. it was only 10 people plus S and NCS. But I promise that nobody missed nobody like me.

And also, I'm sorry about the potty talk peeing on people phase that is beginning in your world. Because the bottom line is that it is funny to her and that's all that matters. Nothing will change that. (At least nothing has with Henry...and they're very similar in their view of the world of discipline and lady and gentleman-like-ness, I'm pretty sure.)

Cindy said...

Finally!! I have been going through withdraws!! Last night I told Ben to fix your computer, and to buy what ever he needed to do it. I'll tell him to get some "pokemon cards, ben and jerry's and...some yarn too!!" What do you need yarn for?

sarah said...

Just wondering if someone started the Nobody computer fix fund raiser yet?

Dawna said...

lately I can't get Sam to stop saying "I'm gonna kick you into the face!" Don't know where he's even seen face-kicking before...

I miss your voice. Your blog voice. I hope your computer fix is not expensive. But you gotta get 'er done. For all our sakes.

No Cool Story said...

Hey S, when you read this one to Nobody tell her I remembered the name of the organic eggs: Organic Farms.

Thanks yo.

No Cool Story said...

Tori does ahve a point. There are only 2 in twins.

[It should be Twoins, but whatever, your language Nobody]

No Cool Story said...

ahve = have

It's late, I should go to bed.
Are you in bed Nobody?

No Cool Story said...

Good night S!

Michelle said...

At least Avee only thinks it's funny to pretend to pee on people. My youngest actually did pee on his brother! And Bo must REALLY want those cards if he is going to spend his own money...lol!!

Barnecked Lady said...

lol.....whats your number dude?

Alicia said...

I miss you! I'm with Sarah, when are we going to start the fund raiser?

S said...

NCS- Good morning! Nobo tells you too much! BUSTED

No Cool Story said...

Hi S!
How are you? :D

Hey Nobody, what's up? When are you coming back? We Teh miss you :(
You and Bo should start a lemonade stand or something to get funds to repair the computer.

Suzanne said...

Wah!!!! I miss you, Nobody! And all your cute and clever posts that make me smile. Are you still able to check e-mail once in awhile? ***hugs***

No Cool Story said...

HEY!!!

S said...

Hey What UP?

Kikibug said...

HAHAHA! you crack me up! I miss the weekly funnies and hope you are up and running soon.

Tori :) said...

I'm trying to be patient, but... FREAK! When are you coming back???

Tori :) said...

ANSWER ME!!!

No Cool Story said...

Nobody is good to me!!