Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Armchair Heckler

I am soooooooooooo sick right now. I'm also heavily medicated,so if this doesn't make any sense, blame Pfizer. I wanted to "document" a Bo story.

The other day I saw a "life-size" Diego on the tv. Actually, it was a gigantic Diego, the small children he entertains daily, who I thought were his peers, are dwarfed next to this gigantic Diego. He's coming to town so there are commercials of this gigantic Diego all the time. As I'm looking at this Diego I'm thinking, "Geez, why'd they have to make him so big, he's supposed to be a kid, like that's even realistic." Then I remembered that I'm a grown woman and I have better things to do with my time and my thoughts than to worry about Diego being so big.

Well yesterday I was laying on the couch coming in and out of consciousness and I hear Bo say, "I'm going go see him, and then I'm going to jump on him and rip his clothes off and see who's inside. I don't think that's real." I hear my 4-year-old son say "rip his clothes off" and I'm suddenly 100% alert. I turn to see what he's talking about and see a blurry image of Amazondiego on the tv. I smiled to see a little of me in my boy.

Certain that he's right, everytime the commercial comes on Bo yells out, "He's a fake!"

15 comments:

glittersmama said...

Nobody heavily medicated. Love it.

No Cool Story said...

I vote you should write more while heavily medicated to see what other comedy gold comes out of you.

No Cool Story said...

Please, pretty please: Have your camera ready (or better yet, camcorder) to document "Bo finds out who is inside of Amazondiego".

Thanks.

No Cool Story said...

Oh. And stop getting sick yo!

Tori :) said...

Don't do drugs my friend...

I gave you an award on my blog because i think you are just wonderful. Even when your brain is on drugs.

Rebecca said...

That is funny! Make sure to post the video when he tackles Diego!

TheVasquez3 said...

hilarious! i agree with NCS heavily medicated brings out total comedy gold!

feel better...but blog a little more before you kick the meds!

TheVasquez3 said...

YO!! i gave you an award over on my blog. it is AWESOME so go pick it up and pass it on...you will LOVE this one!!

You. Are. Welcome.

Millie said...

Oh, my. Ripping Diego's clothes off. I'm gonna dream tonight!

Emily said...

I love that kid's logic!

The Child Family said...

I am sorry you are SO sick :( Maybe a Tuesday night movie would cheer you up...If there wasn't all this snow!

Hope your on the mend soon! Take care :)

Sketchy said...

LOL!

That's all and that's right. I really did laugh Out Loud, not just a chuckle, not laughing on the inside. Out Loud.

Perhaps Amazondiego needs to look into a restraining order or something.

No Cool Story said...

Feel better, ok?
:)
((((unsick hugs))))

Traci said...

I want to buy Ben tickets to the show just to see him jump on Diego and rip his clothes off.

And I'm also glad that you are spending time thinking about Diego, because it helps me feel better about the times that I think to myself, "You know, if I just had a figure like Caillou's mom, I would be OK with that."

And I am so sorry you are sick. Flu? Or something else. We've just done a round of head clolds and flu around here and it is killer. Hope you are better soon.

Traci said...

Oops. Sorry I used a name. :)