Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Avee The Novelist

We were in Missouri visiting family and Avee decided to write a book. I don't know which came first, the finding of a mini-stapler, or the idea to write, but the two combined put her on task for nearly an hour.

A few minutes into settling down at the table with her stack of papers she said loudly across the room to me, "Is as$ a bad word, or does as$ really mean donkey, mom?" Only slightly suprised she knew that word, I answered nonchalantly that it it did in fact mean donkey. I glanced at Bo who was sitting halfway between the two of us, desperately trying to control his giggle. Avee has developed a somewhat loud and busy-bodyish voice of late, so it was pretty funny to hear her throwing around a bad word loudly and with her six-year-old authority. Bo informed her that the word was in the bible, so yes--it did mean donkey.

So, she said "as$" about 4 more times and determined that it was going to go in her "A Book".

I of course, secretly delighted in this. I pictured putting the book away for a decade and then showing Avee what kind of shenanigans she was up to as a First Grader. Even if it was a little...guided.

She worked diligently for quite some time, stopping only once to have me explain to her what an angle was. When she was finished, she brought me the book, along with her pink crayon, and asked me to add a couple of things for her.

I present, Avee's A Book:














"A is for angl, 90 Dgree"


And then the back cover. Where she shows with complete clarity her perpetual ability to always stay one step ahead of me; and buy a little insurance with my handwriting.

14 comments:

Lisa said...

Funniest thing ever!

Andrea said...

That's awesome!!

Kim said...

I wonder where Avee has gotten her somewhat loud voice from??? I was hoping she would influence my daughter to speak with a proper vocal tone ....

Kim said...

love the book too....I think she has a future with her mom as a novelist ;)

Heffalump said...

Ha! She's going to be a handful when she's older!

Jacob Barneck said...

A is for AWESOME! loved it!

Barnecked Lady said...

oops that was me Awesome AMY!

Deena said...

Is that really her writing? So good!

Kira Dee said...

I liked that you typed it with a $...that clearly makes as$ a less offensive word...Because donkeys are offensive...

Rebecca said...

love the insurance..
as$tastic if you ask me..

Michelle Garff said...

I am laughing my ass off

Emily said...

Nate and I can't stop laughing at this. You and Avee should seriously co-author a book.

Robert and Natalie said...

too funny! why did Michelle's cursing bust me up even more?

Mrs. Organic said...

Seriously the be$t.