tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post9008810226557349416..comments2023-10-08T05:57:12.595-05:00Comments on Nobody Called Today: Quotable QuotesNOBODYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11276906004956692545noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-80587286580419563342009-04-19T17:36:00.000-05:002009-04-19T17:36:00.000-05:00"When you look as pretty as I do in these clothes ..."When you look as pretty as I do in these clothes and these shoes, you get to be the boss of everyone."<br /><br />OMgosh that girl speaks the truth.<br />Testify!!Super Happy Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15669901597597136922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-24999964203671281032009-04-14T11:42:00.000-05:002009-04-14T11:42:00.000-05:00Bo peeing a little made me laugh so hard I had to ...Bo peeing a little made me laugh so hard I had to pee a little so I could finish the post.<br />FINE! I'll go finish in the bathroom.Tori :)https://www.blogger.com/profile/14963896000691417017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-633854991412109402009-04-13T01:01:00.000-05:002009-04-13T01:01:00.000-05:00Klin 1-4: Yay! You are funny!I try so hard to int...Klin 1-4: Yay! You are funny!<BR/>I try so hard to interpret for Danyo. He only says Mommy and Spongebob clear enough for me to understand.<BR/><BR/>Howerton: Sorry about your sick kid. Hope your house is healthy now! Can't wait to see the pics.<BR/><BR/>Camille: Thank you. You can lurk all you want if you every once in a while make my day with a nice comment like that!<BR/><BR/>InkMom: "Googe", pronounced "Goozh" is anything of unspecific origins found in or on unusual places in my life. Namely, my clothes, on door handles, and often on or under the kitchen table. Sometimes in my shoes. It can also be used as a verb. "He googed me". It is never pleasant.<BR/><BR/>And it's been a long time since I've felt like what I am wearing could "knock 'em dead", but you are probably right. As is Avee. :)<BR/><BR/>Mrs. Organic: I tell my kids I spent a lot of years doing what I was told, eating vegetables, going to bed before everyone else, taking baths, etc, etc---so that I could grow up to be the boss. They can aim for the same great goal. <BR/><BR/>Mikelene: I suspect the real QQ editors wouldn't necessarily agree. :)<BR/><BR/>S: Poor RED survive? Are you KIDDING me!?<BR/>And "silent one that scares me" made me laugh out loud.<BR/><BR/>CYM: I put the "No one cares..." quote in for you. Thanks for not letting me down. :) But I like your suggestion SO MUCH--it's made me giggle all weekend. I hate when a perfectly good chance to be clever passes me by! I can't believe I didn't think of Nobody.<BR/><BR/>SAHM Scrapper: I laughed out loud when I read this. I've gone back and forth between feeling guilty and knowing I'm not alone. <BR/><BR/>Omar: Good luck with that. :)<BR/><BR/>MCHD: I guess you know all about the princess girl stuff, eh? <BR/><BR/>MommyJ: Thank you.<BR/><BR/>The other Camille: I laughed out loud at your name. I really really hope the repeat, model, repeat method works. I can't have this little heartbreaker being shallow. :)<BR/><BR/>Millie: Awesome unless it's your lazy kid. <BR/><BR/>Big Jay: He's your lazy kid.<BR/><BR/>Sara: As long as you're pretty...<BR/><BR/>Sarah Tilley: I wouldn't necessarily call it fashion "sense" but it's definitely strong. What's so funny about being a parent is, you never really know how totally insane a child is until you have one. I'm sure Henry loves you way more than he wants to kill you.<BR/><BR/>Aubrey: Picture, completely inappropriate emotion paired with what she's saying. It's as though she's just had a great idea--not a menacing threat. Very disconcerting. <BR/><BR/>Sarah: Let me know how that works out for you. :)<BR/><BR/>Sketchy: Really!? You did that too? I think I might be relieved, because I do believe you no longer pee on yourself to buy some time. I have every hope that Bo will grow up to be as stable.<BR/><BR/>And your comment about Danyo made me laugh. You are probably right. <BR/><BR/>UCMama: You can spell weeny any way you want. I'm not sure it's even a real word.NOBODYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11276906004956692545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-62027711480729938902009-04-10T17:18:00.000-05:002009-04-10T17:18:00.000-05:00Oh I'll comment all right, I just wanted to make y...Oh I'll comment all right, I just wanted to make you sweat a little wondering if I'd really go on strike.<BR/><BR/>I think Avee's bully complex comes from me. I smack her when you're not looking. OK fine, I don't smack her, she really smacks me, but I didn't want to look like a weinie. <BR/><BR/>Is that how you spell weinie?ucmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08048556477127473638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-39704319298012455622009-04-10T06:47:00.000-05:002009-04-10T06:47:00.000-05:00OK, am I the only one who used Bo's philosophy as ...OK, am I the only one who used Bo's philosophy as a child? Seriously?<BR/><BR/>I don't think you need to worry. I turned out fairly well and I hardly ever pee on myself anymore.<BR/><BR/>With Avee I think you are just stunned that out of all the genes floating around in your gene pool God pulled out a fashonista.<BR/><BR/>With Danyo I think you are just being lazy. Either that or he is just too worried about being held up to such a high standard of QQs that run in your family.Sketchyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11517261316724789686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-3504871204553229632009-04-10T05:38:00.001-05:002009-04-10T05:38:00.001-05:00correction .. just not the mom partcorrection .. just not the mom partSarahnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-53236409626996975692009-04-10T05:38:00.000-05:002009-04-10T05:38:00.000-05:00"If I don't like you I will slap you in the face w..."If I don't like you I will slap you in the face with the cell phone. I like you though, so I won't slap you very hard Mom."<BR/><BR/><BR/>I'm going to use that quote a lot, that's great...Sarahnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-63585626728979720482009-04-09T23:13:00.000-05:002009-04-09T23:13:00.000-05:00i just tried to read your post to paul, while laug...i just tried to read your post to paul, while laughing, and it just didn't come through as well as it did in my head.aubreyanniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06429805175846228093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-8418185458385526062009-04-09T23:12:00.000-05:002009-04-09T23:12:00.000-05:00okay. so i READ these things that your kids say bu...okay. so i READ these things that your kids say but it makes me really wish i could actually SEE it. live action. to hear what avee's voice sounds like when she threatens to slap you with your cell phone. <BR/><BR/>and i am wishing that max will never pull that pee-ing a little excuse on me. oh dear.aubreyanniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06429805175846228093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-26728196324322893972009-04-09T17:45:00.000-05:002009-04-09T17:45:00.000-05:00hee! i love the quotes. avee sounds hilarious. ...hee! i love the quotes. avee sounds hilarious. i want a little girl just like her, because honestly, any girl in my house would have to have a strong fashion sense, as i have none whatsoever. nad henry threatens to kill me every time i make him do something he doesn't want to. then he runs up and hugs me and tells me he loves me. i hope that doesn't mean he's going to go all norman bates on me...Sarah Tilleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13825580980101160231noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-57299368505344096222009-04-09T16:26:00.000-05:002009-04-09T16:26:00.000-05:00I LOVE Avee! The clothes quote is the funniest I'v...I LOVE Avee! The clothes quote is the funniest I've heard in a long time. I may have to start using that one. That would go off really well as an adult...When you look as pretty as I do.....Heh. Of course, followed by the cell phone-beating, people don't really stand a chance; they'll have to obey my every whim. When I rule the world, I'll make sure to give Avee (a little) credit. <BR/>I just remembered that I forgot to respond to your email. I am so lame. But you can;t say anything, cause then I'll beat you with my cell phone. :) Sorry, though. And my kids actually don't watch wonder pets, but I figured I was just dense or something, when I didn't get the reference. Sometimes I can be dense. But it's okay if I wear pretty clothes.Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14748470355283272317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-76254949159366473912009-04-09T15:58:00.000-05:002009-04-09T15:58:00.000-05:00I'm trying to think of how knowing this informatio...I'm trying to think of how knowing this information about BO will be useful to me as he gets older. He'll have to do something really really bad to convince me to use it to get revenge.Big Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07360566401042519921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-61640805920666434352009-04-09T11:26:00.000-05:002009-04-09T11:26:00.000-05:00Love QQ.Ben's "I just peed a little" is awesome. ...Love QQ.<BR/><BR/>Ben's "I just peed a little" is awesome. Way to find a solution, man.Milliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09673273777386297395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-55262552444571761012009-04-09T10:44:00.000-05:002009-04-09T10:44:00.000-05:00I almost spit my cereal out when I laughed at that...I almost spit my cereal out when I laughed at that first quote of Avee's. We, too, are struggling to get Sophie to understand that yes, we think she's beautiful, but the most beautiful things about her are the way she's thoughtful, curious, persistent, and such a great sister. She could not care less about that stuff right now and only wants to make sure she has the most beautiful dresses and the fanciest shoes. If you figure out what to do about this, please let me know. I have a sinking feeling that, like pretty much every other thing I try to teach my kids, it's the kind of thing I'll have to repeat and model and repeat and model for a LONG time before it starts to sink in even a little bit.the other Camillenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-39814949298138747332009-04-09T10:32:00.000-05:002009-04-09T10:32:00.000-05:00I love your kids.The end.I love your kids.<BR/><BR/>The end.Jenny P.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16632739365854048008noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-82402470791688834182009-04-09T09:22:00.000-05:002009-04-09T09:22:00.000-05:00The whole "beautiful/pretty" thing. Yeah, we work...The whole "beautiful/pretty" thing. Yeah, we work on that, too. Sessa loves sticker earrings, headbands, wearing 2 shirts everyday, wearing pink or purple everyday, and wearing a skirt every chance possible. Last week she was crushed that we weren't going to church because she didn't get to wear a church dress!<BR/>Our bully is little M. I hate it! Don't know why.<BR/>Hang in there mom! You can do it!Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05828610666947258237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-66658202862098932482009-04-09T09:20:00.000-05:002009-04-09T09:20:00.000-05:00I used to try to think of jokes to submit to RD on...I used to try to think of jokes to submit to RD once I found out that they give you money if they use one of yours. I don't think I ever actually submitted anything, though. Maybe I'll submit some of your kids' quotes to RD and Parents Magazine. If enough of them are accepted, I'll NEVER HAVE TO WORK AGAIN!omarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02868485868715017527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-65949387242975679382009-04-09T09:12:00.000-05:002009-04-09T09:12:00.000-05:00We must have the same tooth fairy.We must have the same tooth fairy.sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05934996387564709933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-86494192078637148232009-04-09T08:41:00.000-05:002009-04-09T08:41:00.000-05:00I just think it's hilarious that Bo can ARTICULATE...I just think it's hilarious that Bo can ARTICULATE the DECISION to wet a little to buy time. I'm going to be laughing about that for a good long time....<BR/><BR/>And Aves? Just be glad it's slapping with the cell phone and not removing body parts. That's what we've got going on here. Chopping off of heads and arms is the threat if they don't like you. Yikes. I'd take a good whack with a T-Mobile any day. :)<BR/><BR/>Shouldn't it be "NOBODY cares how much you know...?" Or Nobody doesn't care? Or something like that? I mean, if you're gonna take credit for it....<BR/><BR/>I'm a big fan of Laughter, the Best Medicine in RD. My grandma gives me her free gift subscription every year because I used to read it at her house. Cute, huh? Your quotables are about 100 times better, though.<BR/><BR/>Ha. Peeing for time. Still laughing. :)Code Yellow Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16283426654179102400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-84015845075135549292009-04-09T03:29:00.001-05:002009-04-09T03:29:00.001-05:00Its the silent one that scares me the most!?!!Its the silent one that scares me the most!?!!Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18091295412862220683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-30371772443592162972009-04-09T03:29:00.000-05:002009-04-09T03:29:00.000-05:00I believe she gets that bully complex from earth g...I believe she gets that bully complex from earth girl? What do you think! Leon just said I hope Red is nice to her cousins. Yes I laughed. Poor Red is she going to survive?Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18091295412862220683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-19565030058782433102009-04-08T23:49:00.000-05:002009-04-08T23:49:00.000-05:00Definitely worthy of the "QQ" section!Definitely worthy of the "QQ" section!Mikelenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06151393034011534479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-24888227461429485972009-04-08T22:46:00.000-05:002009-04-08T22:46:00.000-05:00I think I need better shoes and better clothes, be...I think I need better shoes and better clothes, because I SO want to be the boss of everyone.Mrs. Ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14159440829600935461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-67566135931296256532009-04-08T21:21:00.000-05:002009-04-08T21:21:00.000-05:00I, too, was a regular reader of RD as a child. But...I, too, was a regular reader of RD as a child. But I skipped the Quotable Quotes section.<BR/><BR/>I think I can pretty much infer the meaning of "googe" from the context, but I'd still like to hear exactly how you might define it. I'm dead serious right now.<BR/><BR/>Avee's kind of right, you know. Don't you really feel like you could knock'em dead when you're wearing something fabulous with power shoes on? I know I do . . . even if it absolutely goes against everything I've ever been taught about self-image, somehow the perfect black peep-toe pumps with a pencil skirt and a fantastic jacket make me feel like I can take over the world. Or just be the boss. Because I DO deserve it. And I promise not to slap you hard with the cell phone, either, because I like you so much.<BR/><BR/>I think I like this kid.InkMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05519976062467674531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-14595167777346072342009-04-08T21:12:00.000-05:002009-04-08T21:12:00.000-05:00Ah man. Your kids crack me up!! I don't comment of...Ah man. Your kids crack me up!! I don't comment often because, well, i'm a bad lurker, but I just have to say that I love following you and the hilariousness that is your life.Camillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09529173731296619495noreply@blogger.com