tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post6439938954273408963..comments2023-10-08T05:57:12.595-05:00Comments on Nobody Called Today: Things That Have Made Me Laugh This WeekNOBODYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11276906004956692545noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-85166548852395061352008-11-25T14:59:00.000-06:002008-11-25T14:59:00.000-06:00I apologize to UCMama. But not the the constructi...I apologize to UCMama. But not the the construction workers. They should know how to write a pick-up letter by now!Olivia Meiklehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01728389819022367881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-15774136793056279602008-11-24T21:26:00.000-06:002008-11-24T21:26:00.000-06:00I did NOT write that Super L. The construction wo...I did NOT write that Super L. The construction workers gave it to me to give to Nobody. That's my story and I'm stickin to it.ucmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08048556477127473638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-87333275967782249522008-11-24T16:15:00.000-06:002008-11-24T16:15:00.000-06:00That pretzel is legendary. So is Avee!That pretzel is legendary. So is Avee!Busy Bee Laurenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04043024142115906584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-81569242618763716342008-11-24T16:11:00.000-06:002008-11-24T16:11:00.000-06:00Also, UCMama totally forgot the "Maybe" box, a cru...Also, UCMama totally forgot the "Maybe" box, a crucial component of any 'do you like me' letter. Tsk.Olivia Meiklehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01728389819022367881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-3173289148955933802008-11-24T14:48:00.000-06:002008-11-24T14:48:00.000-06:00Cool is as cool does. (Or something like that...)Cool is as cool does. (Or something like that...)Tori :)https://www.blogger.com/profile/14963896000691417017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-65735780819984207672008-11-24T14:15:00.000-06:002008-11-24T14:15:00.000-06:00Man! I totally missed the cutoff! And I was also...Man! I totally missed the cutoff! And I was also going to ask if the marker makeup was from the Y.<BR/><BR/>Do you thing they will have a party when we leave and they no longer have to deal with Leafy Isaac and his refusal to stop being a toddler?Olivia Meiklehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01728389819022367881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-15661951421113793242008-11-24T08:51:00.000-06:002008-11-24T08:51:00.000-06:00"I thought she meant she was the no money kind poo..."I thought she meant she was the no money kind poor."<BR/><BR/>Me two me tooPhyscokityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08873315358911156089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-67351443467022426022008-11-24T08:49:00.000-06:002008-11-24T08:49:00.000-06:00Only one reference to Twilight? Who else was it t...Only one reference to Twilight? Who else was it that posted about reading a certain book in the sauna with the gross sweaty old guy who was trying to pick up on you or something like that?<BR/><BR/>Just sayin' ;)Physcokityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08873315358911156089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-87987778403304438782008-11-24T08:33:00.001-06:002008-11-24T08:33:00.001-06:00Yes falling off teh couch is funnyYes falling off teh couch <I>is</I> funnyPhyscokityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08873315358911156089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-45683291349236302242008-11-24T08:33:00.000-06:002008-11-24T08:33:00.000-06:00This post makes me hungry for lemonade and pretzel...This post makes me hungry for lemonade and pretzels... but not burnt and not super concentratedPhyscokityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08873315358911156089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-39199532261777824992008-11-23T21:52:00.000-06:002008-11-23T21:52:00.000-06:00"Things That Have Made Me Laugh This Week"8 I talk..."Things That Have Made Me Laugh This Week"<BR/><BR/>8 I talked to NCS and she was soooo funny. She even hung up on me like she usually does...<BR/><BR/>;)<BR/>Oh wait, that didn't happen.Super Happy Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15669901597597136922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-11028798631719209712008-11-23T21:51:00.000-06:002008-11-23T21:51:00.000-06:00We are taking copious notes ma'am.You laughing at ...We are taking copious notes ma'am.<BR/><BR/>You laughing at your poor distressed children is not cool.<BR/><BR/>That pretzel. For shame.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-61661305779583139882008-11-23T21:50:00.000-06:002008-11-23T21:50:00.000-06:00BTW, don't let the Y see that picture of the marke...BTW, don't let the Y see that picture of the marker on her forehead.<BR/><BR/>They'll ban her from marker forevoh.<BR/>Poor or not.Super Happy Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15669901597597136922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-34407986247707028362008-11-23T21:49:00.000-06:002008-11-23T21:49:00.000-06:00I'm not having a March, I'm poor NOW!I thought she...I'm not having a March, I'm poor NOW!<BR/><BR/>I thought she meant she was the no money kind poor.<BR/>Then I am all confused and thought "poor Avee, I'll send her markers"<BR/><BR/>DUH!<BR/>Be poor all you like Avee.Super Happy Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15669901597597136922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-59029710501946085412008-11-23T18:25:00.000-06:002008-11-23T18:25:00.000-06:00earlier in my pregnancy, i woke up to find the big...earlier in my pregnancy, i woke up to find the big bucket of country time lemonade {not pink, just regular} on the table and the kids had done the exact same thing. ava and max kept telling me how sour it was but the sour made it SOO good. according to them. i told them not to get into the lemonade again.aubreyanniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06429805175846228093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-12922430034993701192008-11-23T17:49:00.000-06:002008-11-23T17:49:00.000-06:00Howerton: You LIE. You know it felt good. You know...Howerton: You LIE. You know it felt good. You know the adrenaline was pumping. You just don't want to admit.<BR/>What Aly doesn't like our cooking? Whatever.<BR/><BR/>Sister Pottymouth: Honestly. Andy Griffith Rerun Watchers. Something you can put on your resume.<BR/><BR/>Heffalump: Not as sad as it made Bo.<BR/><BR/>Sarah: I'm happily married, thank you.<BR/><BR/>Plain Jame: I swear, it was 3 minutes total. The 2.5 sent it over the edge. It was a small pretzel, it didn't have a chance, really. I wrote "Plane Jame" the first time. There's possibility <BR/>there...<BR/><BR/>Klin: Sorry, I did throw it away. But nice use of the word shalac. I'm impressed.<BR/><BR/>Klin 2: This made me laugh out loud. As in, I LOLed.<BR/><BR/>Barnecked Lady: I ALMOST put a disclaimer at the top for you and your fellow pregnant reader, S, but I just didn't think it was that gross. At least not compared to what I've posted recently...sorry again though.<BR/><BR/>Glittersmama: See comment to Sarah. :)<BR/><BR/>Cindy: Did you just call me a player? HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!<BR/><BR/>Kristi: I do laugh a lot. Probably as much as you though! These ages are just funny!<BR/><BR/>Lisa: Oh honey.<BR/><BR/>Omar: I.beg.your.pardon. I would like you to find any reference to Twilight in my entire blog. You will find one. J wrote it. Not me. I demand an apology.<BR/><BR/>Tori: THIRTY MINUTES!!! Ay yi yi. I just had a poop pretzel that smelled. That must have been a MESS! Why you always gotta one up me? Whatever. I'm totally cooler than you. And Glittersmama.NOBODYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11276906004956692545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-40812206890727480752008-11-23T14:26:00.000-06:002008-11-23T14:26:00.000-06:00This whole post made me laugh. I was totally lost...This whole post made me laugh. I was totally lost on the "Poor" thing. Then I got it!<BR/><BR/>Tristan once warmed up a hamburger for 30 minutes. Well, I told him "Idk, about 30..." thinking he understood that I meant seconds. He did not. 15 minutes later our house is smoking and my microwave is dead. :(Tori :)https://www.blogger.com/profile/14963896000691417017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-25432662316008682152008-11-23T07:43:00.000-06:002008-11-23T07:43:00.000-06:00Yeah, that poop pretzel is nasty. And I dig Avee's...Yeah, that poop pretzel is nasty. <BR/><BR/>And I dig Avee's make up. <BR/><BR/>Finally, did you realize that this post didn't have anything to do with Twilight? I expect - no, I demand an explanation.omarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02868485868715017527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-81694342921659885992008-11-22T21:20:00.000-06:002008-11-22T21:20:00.000-06:00Just today I made pancakes that looked oddly simil...Just today I made pancakes that looked oddly similar to that pretzel.Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00103993586753057004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-51909628599083844292008-11-22T20:52:00.000-06:002008-11-22T20:52:00.000-06:00Your kids are stinkin clever and hilarious. They k...Your kids are stinkin clever and hilarious. They keep me laughing I can only imagine how many times you laugh during the day.Kristi Clingerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15718883427754798643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-20770682647024155062008-11-22T19:18:00.000-06:002008-11-22T19:18:00.000-06:00Dude, that pretzel looks like something from Fear ...Dude, that pretzel looks like something from Fear Factor...<BR/><BR/>The picture of Avee falling asleep on the couch reminds me of when I had just gone fishing and fell asleep on the couch with the fish in a plastic bag. It was big and I caught it..I was 4 too!<BR/><BR/>Whats up player??..construction worker?? J better be careful!!Cindyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07826868718915479601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-43661194151906612672008-11-22T18:38:00.000-06:002008-11-22T18:38:00.000-06:00I certainly hope that you checked yes. And that is...I certainly hope that you checked yes. And that is totally poo.Deenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12185792838511226011noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-52283967841382885052008-11-22T18:28:00.000-06:002008-11-22T18:28:00.000-06:00It's poo, not a pretzel. ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! Who WOUL...It's poo, not a pretzel. ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! Who WOULD do THAT in a microwave? Once again, I had to turn my head and vomit. <BR/>p.s My 8 year old brings me notes like that all the time, usually about me letting him out of time out. LOL.ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11135089506561301472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-52686495297638312272008-11-22T18:20:00.000-06:002008-11-22T18:20:00.000-06:00fake dog turdfake, not facefake dog turd<BR/><BR/>fake, not faceKlinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16814431399124793880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-55319004112364954272008-11-22T18:19:00.000-06:002008-11-22T18:19:00.000-06:00I hope you didn't throw away that pretzel. You nee...I hope you didn't throw away that pretzel. You need to put a shalac on it and preserve it. <BR/><BR/>It is the perfect face dog turd and you could just torment so many people with it. Like any neighbors that bug the crap out of you.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Oh the possibilities . . . . .Klinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16814431399124793880noreply@blogger.com