tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post6425012109166527656..comments2023-10-08T05:57:12.595-05:00Comments on Nobody Called Today: At Least It Wasn't A VCRNOBODYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11276906004956692545noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-54730032984856893782009-09-02T07:36:41.361-05:002009-09-02T07:36:41.361-05:00I didn't steal things. I just lost my milk mo...I didn't steal things. I just lost my milk money in 1st grade, panicked, blamed it on a 5th grader playing nearby and said he stole my money, got him sent to the principal, nearly suspended, and grounded for a week. Then finally broke down and told the truth. My mom made me make cookies for him and go to his house and apologize. Scariest day of my life. Still. <br /><br />So . . . at least she's not framing 5th graders. Yet. <br /><br />Comment commandeering over.Olivia Meiklehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01728389819022367881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-17373010752890291912009-08-31T13:26:53.255-05:002009-08-31T13:26:53.255-05:00I am so glad you took my advice and called ahead. ...I am so glad you took my advice and called ahead. It really helps with the adult front! BTW she needs to come down this weekend and get some redneck training!Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18091295412862220683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-26048187495725558382009-08-29T23:31:58.249-05:002009-08-29T23:31:58.249-05:00Keifer stole some pieces of bubble gum a couple of...Keifer stole some pieces of bubble gum a couple of years ago at our lil country store...8 of them enough for all the kids and adults with us. we pulled out on the road and he began passing them out. we went right back to the store and the county sherriff was just pulling up...i told him that nickie(the girl who owned the store) had called the police on him and made him carry in the unchewed gum and all his pennies and made him tell her he was sorry and count out all the pennies....<br />to this day if anyone even mentions gum or candy he says yes but you have to pay for it first....<br />steffAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-2356107200830194702009-08-29T14:33:25.422-05:002009-08-29T14:33:25.422-05:00You are SO good at crap like that. I would have t...You are SO good at crap like that. I would have totally botched the whole thing - like J.Emilyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00903840946114907228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-42613407219874134642009-08-29T14:25:44.084-05:002009-08-29T14:25:44.084-05:00Well Tori when you put it that way! LOLWell Tori when you put it that way! LOLShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18091295412862220683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-26138930469183923842009-08-29T13:01:36.792-05:002009-08-29T13:01:36.792-05:00Oh Avee... the underwear... genius.
You know- I s...Oh Avee... the underwear... genius.<br /><br />You know- I stole a small 45 record of "The 12 Days of Christmas" in the 1st grade. Not in my underwear... I told my mom I won it.<br /><br />Now, 27 years later, 3 stints in a juvie, 59 days in the wilderness, and a failed marriage look how awesome I turned out!!! It'll be fine.Torihttp://swampbrat.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-68063773943991826402009-08-29T10:43:54.269-05:002009-08-29T10:43:54.269-05:00Sessa came home with a handful of erasers from Kin...Sessa came home with a handful of erasers from Kindergarten a few years ago. She knew I meant business when we talked about not stealing. I dropped off the carpool kids and turned right around and took her straight back to school to talk to her teacher. Her teacher was very kind, but very firm about not stealing. Then she had to tell R (luckily he didn't laugh, the erasers were not in her panties) and that reinforced it for her. <br />Not a problem since, but we have a few more years and a few more kids to go!Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05828610666947258237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-54200170744949911992009-08-29T08:13:41.490-05:002009-08-29T08:13:41.490-05:00I stole an eraser from a girl in second grade....i...I stole an eraser from a girl in second grade....it was cool.<br /><br />I had to go and apologize, to the girl and the teacher. I was scared...almost wet my pants. <br /><br />I don't recall ever stealing again..until my later years, anyway...<br /><br />Hold on to your erasers!!!cindyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04862860201294866188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-12029369639909847872009-08-28T22:03:49.145-05:002009-08-28T22:03:49.145-05:00I'm sorry she is just so darned cute I would h...I'm sorry she is just so darned cute I would have laughed, too.<br /><br />But you are a better mom than I am--YOU DID THE RIGHT THING.Yvonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15699747294702088605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-83930378723661129012009-08-28T21:52:36.020-05:002009-08-28T21:52:36.020-05:00VCR? Maybe she could have tired to steal an 8 tra...VCR? Maybe she could have tired to steal an 8 track or rotary phone, too. Although hopefully none in her underwear. (That really was a brilliant move.)Charlottehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16349403417525132723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-9863374886458129842009-08-28T14:57:24.552-05:002009-08-28T14:57:24.552-05:00yea for updates!!! You were totally wise to call t...yea for updates!!! You were totally wise to call the teacher to give the heads up.. its easy to say don't worry.. but then the lesson isn't learned.. you are a wise mommy.. gee wonder where avee gets her smarts from!Rebeccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16104669272884265406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-24004039105828134142009-08-28T12:16:24.967-05:002009-08-28T12:16:24.967-05:00I'm just sitting here laughing thinking about ...I'm just sitting here laughing thinking about a VCR in her underwear. That would take some skills.Carrot Jellohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627476718171567049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-33211427277638064992009-08-28T10:46:35.056-05:002009-08-28T10:46:35.056-05:00FYI give the person heads up on the scolding they ...FYI give the person heads up on the scolding they are expected to do. I took J back and they said "oh that is ok just do not do it again" WTHECKShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18091295412862220683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-9613113952683837662009-08-28T09:49:06.598-05:002009-08-28T09:49:06.598-05:00i remember stealing a box of crayons from a kid...i remember stealing a box of crayons from a kid's cubby at school when i was in first grade. i felt guilty about it, so i stuck them under my sweater and was on my way to return them when i got busted by a teacher. all it took was her stern look and two second "shame on you" speech to scare me straight for at least the next ten years.<br /><br />i think it's inventive folk like avie that have necessitated the advent of the full body cavity search. :)Sarah Tilleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13825580980101160231noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-83421698753364231992009-08-28T08:53:33.238-05:002009-08-28T08:53:33.238-05:00OH.MY.GOSH. So freaking hilarious! That is so funn...OH.MY.GOSH. So freaking hilarious! That is so funny! Really, I can't stop laughing!!!!ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11135089506561301472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-58289918763963574932009-08-28T08:36:51.251-05:002009-08-28T08:36:51.251-05:00Oh, and at least she didn't tell you to smell ...Oh, and at least she didn't tell you to smell it.ucmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08048556477127473638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-61083291231935045272009-08-28T08:35:53.596-05:002009-08-28T08:35:53.596-05:00I stole things. I had things stolen from me. I l...I stole things. I had things stolen from me. I learned that karma will always gitcha. It may just take her longer to learn it like it did for me. <br /><br />Luckily for me, I'm not her mom and I could laugh at this story. A lot. Because that's hilarious! No advice from me mama, you're doing it right.ucmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08048556477127473638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-68479748985657219222009-08-28T08:30:32.303-05:002009-08-28T08:30:32.303-05:00I can't give you any advise cause my kids are ...I can't give you any advise cause my kids are perfect.. they don't do anything wrong.. so I have not idea.. hahahahah...... would of loved to see her waddling out bean bag intact.. or how that felt sitting in the car..so forth and so on.. she is a smart one.. wanna know the follow up.. unfortunatly with her cute smile she will get away with a lot even in a .. in your undies, its yours world!!!Rebeccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16104669272884265406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-18734312076963287762009-08-28T08:01:02.551-05:002009-08-28T08:01:02.551-05:00You're doing the right thing!
Emily stole som...You're doing the right thing!<br /><br />Emily stole some beads from a store when she was around 5. I took her back and the last time I checked, she still remembered and felt awful about it.<br /><br />I stole candy, too. Never told anyone, just ate it. All.Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00103993586753057004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-59325315688858320032009-08-28T00:29:55.958-05:002009-08-28T00:29:55.958-05:00Hiyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeee!
Um you did NOT just ask f...Hiyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeee!<br /><br />Um you did NOT just ask for advice on the internets.<br /><br />I was a clepto. And a compulsive liar. Therefore I got nothin. I will make a big deal out of it WHEN (notice I did not say IF - yes WHEN) my kids kife things. I dont want them to be anything like me.Plain Jamehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07796659966659734268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-204336285915077502009-08-27T22:46:52.146-05:002009-08-27T22:46:52.146-05:00Impressive!!
You don't need advice. You know...Impressive!! <br /><br />You don't need advice. You know just what to do for your child. <br /><br />Dang that girl is good. Can I borrow her for a bit? I promise it doesn't involve theft ;)<br /><br /><br /><br />BTW, what are ya'll doing October 14th ish? I'll be in your neck of the woods.Klinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16814431399124793880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-6474894459536026952009-08-27T20:41:15.298-05:002009-08-27T20:41:15.298-05:00Oh, i really do miss you guys! :)Oh, i really do miss you guys! :)Adolescent Familyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11305082082836676957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-60463044991982122182009-08-27T20:01:53.833-05:002009-08-27T20:01:53.833-05:00I have never known children to think so much about...I have never known children to think so much about being mischievous as yours do. And I mean that as a compliment to their smarts. Because seriously. There's a whole lotta forethought going in to an operation like that. AND SHE'S 4. <br /><br />You're totally doing the right thing. Take her in, make her apologize. Make her squeemishly uncomfortable. And you're good to go.<br /><br />So happy to read your funny words again. :)<br /><br />And I am so going to call you back. I promise.Jenny P.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16632739365854048008noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-29016617340317343532009-08-27T18:48:59.123-05:002009-08-27T18:48:59.123-05:00Careful about washing that bean bag. The beans in...Careful about washing that bean bag. The beans inside, you know ... you might end up with bean soup. Then it would be compounded into a dine and dash situation.<br /><br />I wish I could have seen her walking down the hall too. That would be fun.Lizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02615324440313825876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-64899517527791819472009-08-27T18:30:58.728-05:002009-08-27T18:30:58.728-05:00Yeah...I think a VCR in her underwear might have c...Yeah...I think a VCR in her underwear might have chafed some...<br />My childhood experience with stealing was eating a banana chip at the grocery store. I was there with a friend and her Mom, and my friend and I each stole a banana chip. By the time we got to the checkout line I was so upset that I was crying and made her Mom pay extra to cover the cost of my theft.Heffalumphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13166154112206680302noreply@blogger.com