tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post2958690303093175276..comments2023-10-08T05:57:12.595-05:00Comments on Nobody Called Today: Things No One Told Me Before I Had ChildrenNOBODYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11276906004956692545noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-85854935365388264972009-03-02T17:53:00.000-06:002009-03-02T17:53:00.000-06:00Truer words have never been spoken! I just don't ...Truer words have never been spoken! I just don't have the patience or eloquence to write it all down like you did. So thanks for doing it! :)Suzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17551412295647029026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-50709095626740285972009-03-02T13:37:00.000-06:002009-03-02T13:37:00.000-06:00Oh my gosh... that is getting printed and put in m...Oh my gosh... that is getting printed and put in my mom journal... Can I have your autograph please! You crack me up. Thakns for making me smile!Rachellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05265100089314496967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-41156111849409530402009-02-28T21:19:00.000-06:002009-02-28T21:19:00.000-06:00I spelled it that way on purpose. And you lucky pe...I spelled it that way on purpose. And you lucky people witnessed the birth of a new euphemism.InkMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05519976062467674531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-29101017684226850282009-02-27T17:39:00.000-06:002009-02-27T17:39:00.000-06:00Amen. A Million Times!Amen. A Million Times!Merissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12653585135792015813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-18836882350718854182009-02-27T13:19:00.000-06:002009-02-27T13:19:00.000-06:00amen. great post.amen. great post.Rachel@just another day in paradisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10045841426378572740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-23362588300617661992009-02-27T01:38:00.000-06:002009-02-27T01:38:00.000-06:00Loved this! Very funny and very sweet, and just a ...Loved this! Very funny and very sweet, and just a tiny bit gross (hmmmm, sounds like my kids). :)Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13023817009212398947noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-16068655875496996442009-02-26T18:55:00.000-06:002009-02-26T18:55:00.000-06:00Children do broaden our life experiences more than...Children do broaden our life experiences more than just about anything else in life.<BR/>Thanks for this, it was a great post!Heffalumphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13166154112206680302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-62056271834500886012009-02-26T18:01:00.000-06:002009-02-26T18:01:00.000-06:00AmenAmendancin' mommahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12953009854586604539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-22053992089473755992009-02-26T16:38:00.000-06:002009-02-26T16:38:00.000-06:00LOVE THIS! You should have numbered them though so...LOVE THIS! You should have numbered them though so we could comment on individual items! So funny and if you don't relate then you'd better not have kids!Angela Fehrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14348875452757012357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-37509316834732096292009-02-26T14:47:00.000-06:002009-02-26T14:47:00.000-06:00oh, man, bug had an unsupervised moment with a sha...oh, man, bug had an unsupervised moment with a sharpie last weekend: her jammies, my crafting chair, the carpet - all look like zebras now.megachickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07803819761757537823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-48484232819961559952009-02-26T11:38:00.000-06:002009-02-26T11:38:00.000-06:00Sticking your finger in there makes your hand smel...Sticking your finger in there makes your hand smell and is disgusting and get your hands out of the queso should never follow each other. <BR/><BR/>I want to know what anonym"ass" has to say about all this. <BR/><BR/>Loved the post, thanks for expressing what we all feel.ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11135089506561301472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-29485462269051245682009-02-26T11:07:00.000-06:002009-02-26T11:07:00.000-06:00yes, all true. except that poop and snot never be...yes, all true. except that poop and snot never become less disgusting. it's just that the degradation of repeatedly cleaning it up numbs you a little.Sarah Tilleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13825580980101160231noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-13893723936896317852009-02-26T10:59:00.000-06:002009-02-26T10:59:00.000-06:00did inkmom seriously type the word vajaja? I think...did inkmom seriously type the word vajaja? I think it needs to be vajayjay... just to assure proper pronunciation... <BR/><BR/>why are we talking about this again?<BR/><BR/>I don't know. <BR/><BR/>Loved this post.Jenny P.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16632739365854048008noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-15261677614460377252009-02-26T10:53:00.000-06:002009-02-26T10:53:00.000-06:00Thanks. We have been struggling, but this helps m...Thanks. We have been struggling, but this helps me realize I am not alone. "You're not Alone!", huh, that sounds like a song or something!<BR/>Doing my best, even when it's hard and gross and scary.<BR/>My therapist once told me to just do my best and save money for their therapy later in life! (0: He made me laugh.Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05828610666947258237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-29526802090588901592009-02-26T10:10:00.000-06:002009-02-26T10:10:00.000-06:00amenamenMichelle Garffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08596436267527474417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-30370202412002270292009-02-26T10:06:00.000-06:002009-02-26T10:06:00.000-06:00awwww"and she waxes profound!!!!"For me I'm sure s...awwww<BR/>"and she waxes profound!!!!"<BR/><BR/>For me I'm sure someone tried to tell me, or I noticed others struggling... however me in all my glory - I probably thought 'well if I ever have kids, mine wont be allowed to act that way'. or something totally ignorant and ridiculous like that..Plain Jamehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07796659966659734268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-11720275768244292302009-02-26T09:09:00.000-06:002009-02-26T09:09:00.000-06:00Amen. You know- I actually got an infection under ...Amen. You know- I actually got an infection under my thumb nail from trying to scrape a dry booger off the wall. I'm pretty sure that's a "mom only" occupational hazard.Tori :)https://www.blogger.com/profile/14963896000691417017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-49276319810210989162009-02-26T08:24:00.000-06:002009-02-26T08:24:00.000-06:00Thank you Nobody!! I really needed to read this po...Thank you Nobody!! I really needed to read this post, because lately my boy has been driving me nuts. This helped me to put things into perspective. <BR/><BR/>Oh, and the remotes are the most valuable toy in our house. And the mouse...not a real mouse, a computer mouse:)<BR/><BR/>Just didn't want anyone to think I let Parker play with mice....not that I would tell anyone!!Cindyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07826868718915479601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-49278898266462793622009-02-26T07:49:00.000-06:002009-02-26T07:49:00.000-06:00The amazing part is that some people (like myself)...The amazing part is that some people (like myself) keep having them after they are aware of these things. The great things on the list make the other parts endurable.Charlottehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16349403417525132723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-6213579498055400242009-02-25T23:11:00.000-06:002009-02-25T23:11:00.000-06:00"Poop and snot become significantly less disgustin..."Poop and snot become significantly less disgusting. But still disgusting."<BR/><BR/>I have no problem talking about this kind of stuff. Much to others chagrin. No point in being grossed out by my daily life.<BR/><BR/>Doesn't stop with big kids either. Just moves on to farts and other stuff I won't mention.<BR/><BR/>Great post. <BR/><BR/>You rock.Klinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16814431399124793880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-37991276541941008372009-02-25T22:15:00.000-06:002009-02-25T22:15:00.000-06:00oh and just like JM, I am totally framing this - i...oh and just like JM, I am totally framing this - it is worthy in my house :)M.Howertonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13348806564833235601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-63358177730061144442009-02-25T22:13:00.000-06:002009-02-25T22:13:00.000-06:00LAUGHED MY ARSE OFF!!! Frickin Hilarious my friend...LAUGHED MY ARSE OFF!!! Frickin Hilarious my friend - and way too true. - all of it. <BR/> <BR/>most rewarding job I've never earned any money for and I would do it again and again. <BR/><BR/>You are one AWESOME mommy!!!M.Howertonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13348806564833235601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-89263280902237895332009-02-25T21:58:00.000-06:002009-02-25T21:58:00.000-06:00And aren't you glad no one told you those things? ...And aren't you glad no one told you those things? It's much more fun to figure it out yourself . . . and also, no one would have kids. Because I'm 100% certain that any childless person who reads this post is thinking, "Oh, no, not me. That's not how it will be when I am a mother. It will be perfect and wonderful and my children will exit my vajaja already experts at all things potty related and they will be beautiful geniuses who are definitely not NERDY or DISGUSTING and I will sing wonderful happy songs all the live long day."<BR/><BR/>But we know the truth.<BR/><BR/>And we still do it -- nay, even love it.<BR/><BR/>You rock.InkMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05519976062467674531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-29462606947820975462009-02-25T21:55:00.000-06:002009-02-25T21:55:00.000-06:00Sing it, my friend. Sing it!Sing it, my friend. Sing it!InkMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05519976062467674531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-32748170160886251352009-02-25T21:46:00.000-06:002009-02-25T21:46:00.000-06:00That was awesome! Is it okay if I print it out an...That was awesome! Is it okay if I print it out and frame it as long as I give you credit for it? I'll even let you sign it... :) Great I love it. I smiled the whole time reading it.jmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03143426311018059500noreply@blogger.com