tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post1983603421427313938..comments2023-10-08T05:57:12.595-05:00Comments on Nobody Called Today: It's All RelativeNOBODYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11276906004956692545noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-36801674319637728022008-04-07T10:33:00.001-05:002008-04-07T10:33:00.001-05:00Yay for not feeding into super soccer mommy egos!Yay for not feeding into super soccer mommy egos!Physcokityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08873315358911156089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-89031270165935180102008-04-07T10:33:00.000-05:002008-04-07T10:33:00.000-05:00Yay for not feeding into super soccer mommy egos!Yay for not feeding into super soccer mommy egos!Physcokityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08873315358911156089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-51450564541708565822008-04-03T11:45:00.000-05:002008-04-03T11:45:00.000-05:00SOOOOOOOO, should I take my kid's on the honor rol...SOOOOOOOO, should I take my kid's on the honor roll bumper stickers off my car now?ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11135089506561301472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-36779299334152215652008-04-02T14:08:00.000-05:002008-04-02T14:08:00.000-05:00Well I'm glad my husbands not the only one, who wv...Well I'm glad my husbands not the only one, who wver thinks a back rub! You are so funny! Thanks for making me feel better, when I don;t indulge people in their "my chld is waaaay smarter than any one elses" fantasy. I dislike emensly (it's a lot nicer than hate)whiners, and even more so, parents who let their kids whine inccecntly. Please tell Beau, that I finally caught that darn bear!Bexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13171632700375968670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-40003774768993075372008-04-02T13:39:00.000-05:002008-04-02T13:39:00.000-05:00What I really meant to say is, If Al Gore can inve...What I really meant to say is, If Al Gore can invent the internets, my kids can invent intelligence.<BR/><BR/>And this post was VERY funny.Code Yellow Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16283426654179102400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-3278637101630985402008-04-02T08:58:00.000-05:002008-04-02T08:58:00.000-05:00All the extremely diverting sleeve chewing that go...All the extremely diverting sleeve chewing that goes on in my presence is now completely explained. Ouch. ;)Code Yellow Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16283426654179102400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-27934116444624566832008-04-01T17:02:00.000-05:002008-04-01T17:02:00.000-05:00I also think we should ask ourselves "did you read...I also think we should ask ourselves "did you read Nobody today?"<BR/><BR/>Indeed I did.Super Happy Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15669901597597136922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-57303213627173929452008-04-01T16:53:00.000-05:002008-04-01T16:53:00.000-05:00cahtoon negwohk.Bwahahaha.What I really want to kn...cahtoon ne<B>g</B>wohk.<BR/>Bwahahaha.<BR/><BR/>What I really want to know: is your kid the smartest 4 year old North of the Mississipi?Super Happy Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15669901597597136922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-23292890665574258972008-04-01T14:46:00.000-05:002008-04-01T14:46:00.000-05:00Oh my sweet Nobody- you are so freakin' funny! And...Oh my sweet Nobody- you are so freakin' funny! And I adore your sense of humor. You make me think of Sei because you joke even with people you just met. I love it!<BR/>Maybe Bo and Liv could get married. I hadn't thought of that before... You would need to move here though because my grandbabies are not living in Iowa.Tori :)https://www.blogger.com/profile/14963896000691417017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-15232763919091936242008-04-01T12:32:00.000-05:002008-04-01T12:32:00.000-05:00hahh!! you're awesome. some folks act like their ...hahh!! <BR/>you're awesome. some folks act like their life is nothing but an infomercial, spewing nonstop bragtamonies about their kids. yeah, i'm glad your five year old is bored in his pre-cal class, so do you feel validated now?<BR/>yeah, henry's a booger fan, too. plus his underpants are perpetually skid-marked. he can't read or write, and could care less about learning how to draw or write his name, but he sure can play a mean game of nintendo. that makes him smart, right? as my spawn, he has unfortunately inherited my genes, which means he probably won't willingly learn/accomplish anything in school until he's at least 12. although i was every teacher's nightmare, i got into college, so there's hope. (some of us have to be/have the problem kids.)Sarah Tilleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13825580980101160231noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-12028681393609273412008-04-01T12:31:00.000-05:002008-04-01T12:31:00.000-05:00hahh!! you're awesome. some folks act like their ...hahh!! <BR/>you're awesome. some folks act like their life is nothing but an infomercial, spewing nonstop bragtamonies about their kids. yeah, i'm glad your five year old is bored in his pre-cal class, so do you feel validated now?<BR/>yeah, henry's a booger fan, too. plus his underpants are perpetually skid-marked. he can't read or write, and could care less about learning how to draw or write his name, but he sure can play a mean game of nintendo. that makes him smart, right? as my spawn, he has unfortunately inherited my genes, which means he probably won't willingly learn/accomplish anything in school until he's at least 12. although i was every teacher's nightmare, i got into college, so there's hope. (some of us have to be/have the problem kids.)Sarah Tilleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13825580980101160231noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-72279306326624196432008-04-01T11:31:00.000-05:002008-04-01T11:31:00.000-05:00um, HILARIOUS! so booger talk is the topic of choi...um, HILARIOUS! so booger talk is the topic of choice here as well, I took my kids to the dentist and OF ALL THE PLACES TO EAT YOUR BOOGERS! I mean come ON, I just paid to have that mouth cleaned! YUK! :x <BR/><BR/>Oh, yeah, my kids are smart too. Maybe its the boogers?Adolescent Familyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11305082082836676957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-38066201788545420142008-04-01T11:13:00.000-05:002008-04-01T11:13:00.000-05:00I think I had to wipe bottoms until they were 5. ...I think I had to wipe bottoms until they were 5. <BR/><BR/>My kids were really really smart when they were YOUNG. Now they are just really smart. Or maybe just smart since no one is memorizing the periodic table. I better get on that.Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00103993586753057004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-51692491739752711982008-04-01T09:59:00.000-05:002008-04-01T09:59:00.000-05:00Nobo, your posts are always so entertaining.Good f...Nobo, your posts are always so entertaining.<BR/><BR/>Good for you, Bo! Make your mom wipe your butt for <I>at least</I> 6 or 7 more years. And even when you're 11 or 12, you can still occasionally "forget" how when she tells you to do things like "turn the TV off." <BR/><BR/>My 3-year old is so NOT smart. When he's memorizing the periodic table of elements, he's always mixing up "iridium" and "polonium." As if those two even sound the same?!omarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02868485868715017527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-56286449181439048902008-04-01T06:28:00.000-05:002008-04-01T06:28:00.000-05:00Well I haven't expirienced any bragging parents bu...Well I haven't expirienced any bragging parents but I do dislike people my age who think that they know absolutetly everything.<BR/><BR/>Woohoo, I got it right. I knew I would, because I'm really, really smart. I'm just the best.<BR/><BR/>JUST KIDDING!! :-)<BR/><BR/>Pure luck.Ericahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09642715735525897266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-78984255904978347922008-04-01T04:36:00.000-05:002008-04-01T04:36:00.000-05:00my husband i love love BIG RED PUFFY HEART L O V E...my husband i love love BIG RED PUFFY HEART L O V E reading your blog. sometimes he get's to it before me and askes, "did you read Nobody today? that girl is FUNNY!!"<BR/><BR/>yep...we think you ROCK!Mamarazzihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11053091142306052509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-86750813312824837932008-04-01T00:20:00.000-05:002008-04-01T00:20:00.000-05:00Shoot, I didn't know your son was four. Now I've g...Shoot, I didn't know your son was four. Now I've got two kids that I've got to have more advanced than yours. <BR/>*sigh*<BR/>"I'm constantly thinking I'm funny when I'm not" - I feel your pain.Carrot Jellohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627476718171567049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-63128542729496933082008-03-31T22:34:00.000-05:002008-03-31T22:34:00.000-05:00my baby is smarter! coming soon to a blog near you...my baby is smarter! coming soon to a blog near you! seriously come check it out.Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18091295412862220683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-79556860179267940442008-03-31T22:22:00.000-05:002008-03-31T22:22:00.000-05:00Sam not only eats his boogers, but openly tells yo...Sam not only eats his boogers, but openly tells you he does it cause they taste good. I figure eventually some girl will make fun of him and then he'll quit. Let's just hope it happens before he turns, ummm, 16 or so. <BR/><BR/>I knew it had to be that line. Only because I've lived that very moment oh so many times. Ah, the no strings attached backrub. Was that too much information? Well, you started it. You know the reason you thought it was so funny is cause you've lived it too.<BR/><BR/>I also hate the child brilliance competition. My four year olds are reading too. They eavesdropped when I taught their older brother. Yay for them. I LOVE a good book, so I'm glad they are loving reading too. Crap. It sounds like I'm bragging. But then, I did already tell you that Sam eats his boogers, and if you've read my blog lately, you'll know he can't put clothes on frontwards... oh, and he doesn't wipe his own bum either. He doesn't wipe at all, and feels no inclination to tell me that he has gone to bathroom and needs me to help him. And he hides his underwear behind the toilet and goes commando for the rest of the day. I know. Disgusting. That totally makes up for him reading already, right? His sister... well, she just really is a genius. <BR/><BR/><BR/>I have got to stop commenting on your blog. Because now I have nothing to write about on my own blog.Jenny P.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16632739365854048008noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-11239048376902251222008-03-31T22:04:00.000-05:002008-03-31T22:04:00.000-05:00You are hilarious.I'm bummed that I picked the wro...You are hilarious.<BR/><BR/>I'm bummed that I picked the wrong line. I think mine was pervier.<BR/><BR/>What better delicacies does Iowa boast than boogers? (cringing)Deenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12185792838511226011noreply@blogger.com