tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post1685179097839102035..comments2023-10-08T05:57:12.595-05:00Comments on Nobody Called Today: Please See Attached ResumeNOBODYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11276906004956692545noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-62645919915971552902008-12-22T11:35:00.000-06:002008-12-22T11:35:00.000-06:00Cletus spent three days trying to convince me that...Cletus spent three days trying to convince me that I really really needed that thing that magnetically makes your necklace catch close itself. He was ABSOLUTELY adamant that it was the greatest invention since . . . um . . . doughnuts, probably.Olivia Meiklehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01728389819022367881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-54487983135486080722008-12-17T14:43:00.000-06:002008-12-17T14:43:00.000-06:00Ring ring! This is Success calling.Let the boy pla...Ring ring! This is Success calling.<BR/><BR/>Let the boy play with tampons.Super Happy Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15669901597597136922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-64373169080009689472008-12-16T16:28:00.000-06:002008-12-16T16:28:00.000-06:00okay thats funny.. and the watch this.. mom.. watc...okay thats funny.. and the watch this.. mom.. watch this.. I've stopped rushing and just rewind.. mental note.. move on. and the toilet brush and tampon.. priceless!!Rebeccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16104669272884265406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-84939217393480882352008-12-16T06:25:00.000-06:002008-12-16T06:25:00.000-06:00When I watch those commercials, I actually hear yo...When I watch those commercials, I actually hear your jingles anyway. That not really how they go? And all I see is more things to pick up or lose my temper when they get broken 0.86 seconds after exiting the box. <BR/><BR/>That is what DVR's are for. No more commercials. Much more satisfying to see product placement within a cartoon or, better yet, an intricate online social communtity where kids play games based on toys/cereal/peiceocrap. Millsberry any one?Charlottehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16349403417525132723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-77091477046853942652008-12-15T23:04:00.000-06:002008-12-15T23:04:00.000-06:00I'd like some sound bytes of you actually singing ...I'd like some sound bytes of you actually singing the jingles...or even better, of your kids singing them!Heffalumphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13166154112206680302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-1757323895150938532008-12-15T22:40:00.000-06:002008-12-15T22:40:00.000-06:00So I checked . . . Sarah Tilley's right, pieceo'cr...So I checked . . . Sarah Tilley's right, pieceo'crap.com is available, but pieceofcrap.com is nice and taken. And apparently, the way you totally diss on someone on the web is to name their site but hyperlink to pieceofcrap so that's what people see when they click. (I'm a little scared of the topics you can click on from there . . . didn't wish to contaminate my browser any further. Maybe someone else is willing, to satisfy our collective curiosity? No? Didn't think so.)<BR/><BR/>Scary how uninformed I am about this medium to which I have so wholeheartedly opened my mind, my heart, my entire psyche.<BR/><BR/>And also, I was sure this was going to be a really hilarious comment. Otherwise, I wouldn't have done all that extra work to find out about pieceofcrap. Funny how it doesn't always come out the way you want it to.InkMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05519976062467674531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-56863020559853537762008-12-15T22:17:00.000-06:002008-12-15T22:17:00.000-06:00Those were awesome!! What's funny is it doesn't ev...Those were awesome!! What's funny is it doesn't even have to be a commercial aimed to kids and I still have Taj telling me stuff like "You need roll and grow. You just roll it out and water it."<BR/><BR/>I snuggled with Taj today and totally fell asleep. But I did not wake up with clever jingles.Tori :)https://www.blogger.com/profile/14963896000691417017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-26200029437517436182008-12-15T21:04:00.000-06:002008-12-15T21:04:00.000-06:00too true Omar. Soon we will be seeing pictures of...too true Omar. Soon we will be seeing pictures of D on TMZ smoking crack with Amy Winehouse.ucmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08048556477127473638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-6456813629979251682008-12-15T20:59:00.000-06:002008-12-15T20:59:00.000-06:001st of all I can totally relate to the watch this ...1st of all I can totally relate to the watch this scenario, DRIVES ME NUTS!!!!!!!!!!! Then the tears and the meltdown when you are stuck on the toilet and can't come watch it. lol. <BR/>2nd of all, excellent jingle writing.<BR/>3rd or all...omgosh when did danyo grow up and he looks so much like BO!<BR/>4th of all, if I don't catch you on messenger soon arrrrrrrrrrgh! STOP avoiding me. jk.ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11135089506561301472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-1970294453959535712008-12-15T20:53:00.000-06:002008-12-15T20:53:00.000-06:00I'm immune to commercials. They never work.I'd let...I'm immune to commercials. They never work.<BR/><BR/>I'd let my kids listen to your jingles. Then they'll agree that it's all a scam like I tell them.Klinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16814431399124793880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-19897850522026974692008-12-15T20:34:00.000-06:002008-12-15T20:34:00.000-06:00OH MY GOODNESS! I think you could con me into buyi...OH MY GOODNESS! I think you could con me into buying just about ANYTHING with those jingles of yours! :DNancy Facehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10468581601513912950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-78044176758582277282008-12-15T20:11:00.000-06:002008-12-15T20:11:00.000-06:00lol omarlol omarAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-50695703537649243012008-12-15T19:20:00.000-06:002008-12-15T19:20:00.000-06:00He was on TV just a few short weeks ago, and now h...He was on TV just a few short weeks ago, and now he's on the internet holding tampons. It really is sad what happens to child stars.omarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02868485868715017527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-44666451259134151532008-12-15T18:26:00.000-06:002008-12-15T18:26:00.000-06:00Glad to see you back and survived the weekend! An...Glad to see you back and survived the weekend! And as spritely as ever!!!<BR/>I agree with UCmama, I was also surprised at the rhyme with truck that you did. Well, maybe it's just us!<BR/>Commercials, the bane of my existence! I tell me girls to save up all their wants until it's their birthday. I don't need to hear it everyday.<BR/><BR/>PS I thought you were going to say that your calling in life was some kind of sleeping, kid hanging out with-er, fire hazard (oh wait, no) or something! My bad!Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05828610666947258237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-5992032451350291512008-12-15T18:03:00.000-06:002008-12-15T18:03:00.000-06:00Parker is very fond of the plunger and pulling the...Parker is very fond of the plunger and pulling the toilet paper from the bathroom down the steps. <BR/><BR/>You are very talented...and adding jingles to your list does not surprise me!!Cindyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07826868718915479601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-45007875672685101732008-12-15T14:29:00.000-06:002008-12-15T14:29:00.000-06:00Soo Funny! You are very talented. I think the comm...Soo Funny! <BR/>You are very talented. <BR/>I think the commercials are Garbage and I might actually pay attention if you were writing the jingles. <BR/>I really like your interpretation of kids trying to get your attention to watch something they want - so very true.M.Howertonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13348806564833235601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-90675705114465593512008-12-15T14:24:00.000-06:002008-12-15T14:24:00.000-06:00Yes that is raw natural talent! I think I will pas...Yes that is raw natural talent! I think I will pass on the stool. <BR/>Ah S Babcock days flooding back, remember picking out toys from commericals for her parents to buy us:) I mean for shelly!Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18091295412862220683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-70245191504278513322008-12-15T14:19:00.000-06:002008-12-15T14:19:00.000-06:00haaahh! i wish with all my heart you were a jingl...haaahh! i wish with all my heart you were a jingle writer- i get up early saturday mornings just to watch the commercials...<BR/><BR/>hey, apparently the domain pieceocrap.com is unclaimed- you could make your dream a reality!Sarah Tilleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13825580980101160231noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-68924376236646114512008-12-15T13:15:00.000-06:002008-12-15T13:15:00.000-06:00I'm tempted to really try out piece'ocrap.com, but...I'm tempted to really try out piece'ocrap.com, but kind of scared also. I'll let you know if I ever work up the nerve.InkMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05519976062467674531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-28675494403121288592008-12-15T12:04:00.000-06:002008-12-15T12:04:00.000-06:00I am also now going to regularly insert the phrase...I am also now going to regularly insert the phrase holy baboon mother of a fit into my daily conversation. You and UCMama and making me sound much funnier than I am!<BR/><BR/>Also, what does it say about what I have grown used to from you that that is totally not what I expected you to rhyme with truck?<BR/><BR/>Have you seen the Word Girl about "The Thing"? You should write a jingle for that too . . .Olivia Meiklehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01728389819022367881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-22496948185117728532008-12-15T11:55:00.000-06:002008-12-15T11:55:00.000-06:00Nobody, you made me LOL! You are so clever and ta...Nobody, you made me LOL! You are so clever and talented! When do you have time to come up with all the hilarity? :)Suzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17551412295647029026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-6971700945340217392008-12-15T11:54:00.000-06:002008-12-15T11:54:00.000-06:00you are funny. not so good at jingle writing thoug...you are funny. not so good at jingle writing though. You didn't really convince me to buy one single thing. except the piece o crap. that actually sounded intriguing.Jenny P.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16632739365854048008noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-30266350086030668782008-12-15T11:52:00.000-06:002008-12-15T11:52:00.000-06:00A holy baboon mother of a fit!!!! I can die happy...A holy baboon mother of a fit!!!! I can die happy now after reading these jingles!ucmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08048556477127473638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-43825793617186466362008-12-15T11:49:00.000-06:002008-12-15T11:49:00.000-06:00you're taking a break, huh? No, I'm sorry baby, I...you're taking a break, huh? No, I'm sorry baby, I didn't mean it. I'm glad you're posting to so I don't have to try to make anything else rhyme with vestibull of lights.ucmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08048556477127473638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869613013276327471.post-60754241037744900242008-12-15T11:35:00.000-06:002008-12-15T11:35:00.000-06:00If only I hadn't already missed my calling as an A...If only I hadn't already missed my calling as an Ad-Agency Executive, girl you would have a job!Sketchyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11517261316724789686noreply@blogger.com